My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
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