and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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