Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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