I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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