im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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