So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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