My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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