drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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