Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I need a hoe opinion
go on
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
