wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
P.S. I can't hear my feet
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Randomize
