she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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