But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
