did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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