She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
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