is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
my being single is dangerous.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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