help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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