Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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