Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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