wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Randomize
