I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
