we have officially lost it.
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
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