2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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