went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
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