OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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