just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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