hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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