Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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