As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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