So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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