when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I would ride that face into the sunset
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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