so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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