it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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