I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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