I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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