i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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