the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
she told me i tasted like america
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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