He is such a slut. More and more my type.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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