Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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