i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Randomize
