OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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