piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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