We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Randomize
