i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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