he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
