great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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