you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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