All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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