Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
barbara walters just said penis...
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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