I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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