normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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