I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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